Perfect Cell Vs Shrek (Ft. SSJ9K, Prince Vegeta, Slick Goku, and KronkForce)/Transcript

(The video begins with a card saying "LAST TIME..", before cutting to the events of Perfect Cell Vs Prince Vegeta [Blender Animation], where Prince Vegeta is talking to Perfect Cell)

PRINCE VEGETA: We need your help, stopping an ancient evil! One that's a bit too great for me, and that clown over there (points at Goku's direction) to handle!

SLICK GOKU: (offscreen) OPEN BOOTY! BEES WITH NO NEEDS!

PERFECT CELL: And their name is?

(The video goes mute and plays evil-sounding orchestra as Vegeta says "Shrek", much to Cell's shock. Elsewhere, in a volcanic area, Shrek is flying around and and looks at the camera, which cuts to a card saying "AND NOW..". It fades to black, and then cuts to see Cell, Kermit, Slick Goku and Vegeta in the Cell Games Arena, preparing for the battle with Shrek. The former two have transformed into their Jump Force models with the power of Budget Increase)

SLICK GOKU: Not gonna lie, we look ugly as hell.

VEGETA: Speak for yourself. You were born that way!

SLICK GOKU: BULLSHIT! We're hideous! I feel like a... high-quality piece of doo-doo!

VEGETA: Well don't mind me! I'm Rock f*ckin' Hard!

SLICK GOKU: And what the hell happened to my shades?!

CELL: (annoyed) Oh my God. Here, shut up already. (hands over Goku's shades to their owner, who puts them on)

SLICK GOKU: 'Preciate you.

CELL: Now, using these forms will definitely give us an edge, ESPECIALLY if we work together.

KERMIT THE FROG: Yeah, we both know that is NOT gonna happen Cell. We barely had enough training!

CELL: We trained for, like a solid 5 minutes Kermit, alright?! Just grab Goku's ugly-ass face, AND LET'S GO WASTE THIS MOTHAF*CKA'!

VEGETA: Fine, and for the record: I'M F*CKING. BEAUTIFUL.

(Cell and Slick Goku teleport themselves, Vegeta and Kermit to Shrek’s location, a destroyed volcanic area that used to be Shrek’s swamp)

GOKU: Man, this place look like shit.

VEGETA: That’s him (points at Shrek’s direction). The ancient evil once known as Shrek.

SHREK: What the hell happened to my swamp?!

CELL: So can someone explain to me how we’re just encountering this guy now? (as he speaks, Kermit waves at the audience)

VEGETA: The seal that imprisoned him has weakened through the abuse of the area. So now... HE’S YOUR PROBLEM!

SHREK: HEY, YOU! SHUCKLEHEADS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH SWAMP?!

KERMIT: Welp, looks like we got his attention.

CELL: Your swamp? This place hasn’t been a swamp for years! It was destroyed during the Great Coochie Wars.

SHREK: You mortals destroyed my swamp? Then I will take your heads as reparation.

CELL: Okay... I think he’s pissed.

KERMIT: Now what?

CELL: Let’s get a feel for his power.

VEGETA: (turns into a Super Saiyan) NOT LIKE THIS! HAAAAH!

(Vegeta lunges at Shrek and kicks him in the back of the head, but the attack doesn’t faze him)

SHREK: So, you’re the first to die.

(Shrek prepares an energy blast, and then the camera cuts to show Cell and the others watching as a screaming Vegeta gets launched across and hits a wall)

VEGETA: Well... he can handle a Super Saiyan...

SLICK GOKU: Dope, my turn! (teleports)

(Slick Goku teleports into the air and turns into a Super Saiyan Blue, as hip-hop music plays)

CELL: HOLY SHIT! HE’S LOOKING TO END THIS SHIT EARLY!

SLICK GOKU: (prepares a Kamehameha) KA... ME... HA... ME...

KERMIT: F*CKING SHUT UUUUUUP!

SLICK GOKU: HAAAAAAH!

(Slick Goku launches the Kamehameha at Shrek and causes a massive explosion. However, after the smoke clears, the attack has only managed to result in a small crater in the ground where the equally unharmed Shrek is standing on)

SHREK: You call that an attack?! Let me show the true power... OF AN OGRE!

(Shrek launches an energy blast at Slick Goku, knocking the latter out and causing him to fall to the ground)

CELL: I really hate using these powers but... *sigh* f*ck it.

(Cell uses Budget Increase to turn into his Jump Force model and flies to attack Shrek, but is still easily taken out with one punch)

CELL: Well, so much for working as a team.

SHREK: Oh. Guess you can watch as I destroy the rest of your world.

FUTURE TRUNKS: (offscreen) Sorry, but that's not happenin'.

SHREK: Who, in the hell are you? (Future Trunks plays a song on a boombox he is holding and then holds it up his head) What the hell are you doing?!

FUTURE TRUNKS: Distraction, BITCH! (as he distracts Shrek, Slick Goku and Vegeta, whose armor is almost completely destroyed, perform the Fusion Dance)

SLICK GOKU AND VEGETA: FUUUUU...SION! HAH!

(Both Saiyans successfully perform the Fusion Dance, transforming into Gogeta Blue and readying himself to fight Shrek. The video ends with a card saying "To be Continued")